We were driving to lunch earlier and:
- Dad: "Smelly Dick's House of Cheese"
- Mom: wHAT
- Dad: On that sign back there
- Mom: Did it really say that!?
- Dad: No, but it should have. It would've been awesome; I would have gone there
You are not the real Slim Shady, please sit down.
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny